Isn’t it interesting how the guy with the creepy foot fetish has cast himself as the moral compass of “The Bachelorette”?
Tanner P., who had orgasms over Jillian’s feet last week … and the week before … kept his podiatry lust to himself Monday night.
What he did not keep to himself was that he’s heard guys say they have girlfriends back home.
He meant Wes, the Texas country singer ladies man. The sleazy “bad boy” Jillian loves despite the fact that we’ve all now heard the same part of the same song what feels like 100 times. She doesn’t know any girl who wouldn’t love that, if it’s sincere.
You know one, now. Even sincere, I’m not buying what Wes is selling.
Tanner did not tell Jillian Wes was the guy who supposedly talked about having a girlfriend back home, but he’s also not the only guy who told her there were guys in the house for the wrong reasons. They keep saying “guys” but then it comes back to Wes.
Even Jake – with his “too perfect” curse – said Wes has a Jekyll/Hyde thing going on.
By the way, Wes is still in play.
Gone: Dave and Juan. Confirming my belief they were only around this long because the producers were trying to manufacture drama.
We didn’t see more arguments from them this week, even though they were both on the same “curling” team and Dave seemed to be hitting the tequila.
(When Juan says things like “Curling’s about flexibility, balance and touch and I got all three” it does not come off as athletic.)
Jillian did have a fight with Dave and it’s about time. He’s aggressive and scary and doesn’t seem to grasp that.
Jake is absolutely perfect, but I feel like he’s being groomed to be dumped so he can be the next “Bachelor.” (No complaints.)
Right now Jill looks like she’s leaning toward Kiptyn. She jumps up and down for him like a puppy and he seems to think she’s … you know … OK.
Kiptyn definitely doesn’t seem that into her, but the poster boy for not that into her is Mark – with his constantly half-closed eyes – and she picked him over Mike on the two-on-one date.
Poor Mike. He did everything right and got ditched.
Jillian, you have bad taste. Then again, at least you got rid of two of the right guys this week. As Meatloaf said, two out of three ain’t bad.
‘The Bachelorette’: DAVE IS GONE!
Tonight on “The Bachelorette,” Jillian takes her 13 potential beaus to Vancouver, finds out about some shady dealings and sends Dave home!
Chris informs the Bachelors that there is one solo date, one group date and one dual date, where one guy stays and one guy goes. He also tells them to pack their bags for Vancouver. That would be fun, I’ve heard Vancouver is beeyootiful.
Jillian greets the men at the hotel looking super cute in a retro-y dress and introduces them to their hotel suite, which is quite a step up from the bunk house. She leaves them with a date invite and bids them adieu. The card says that Kiptyn gets the one-on-one date. Everybody seems very happy for him, which says a lot about him as a person. He and Jake get excited that finally they met a girl who wants a “nice guy.” Jake’s comment about girls liking “edgy bad-boys” is played over a shot of Wes peeking into the supper buffet. Well played, editors. Well played.
The solo date goes really well. I like Kiptyn a lot, he seems genuinely sweet. They go kayaking to the market to get stuff for dinner, then go back to her place to cook dinner. What a great date! At the market, she gives Kiptyn a list of things to pick up and everything just seems really natural. It almost takes me out of the idea that this is a reality show that never spawns love. Which is saying a lot, because I’m a jaded, jaded girl. Haha.
They feed some birds down on the wharf (tuppence a bag) but have to run before it turns into a scary Hitchcock situation. There’s a big difference between going down to the park to feed the ducks and throwing bread to an angry hoard of disease-carrying wharf pigeons. Ew.
Dinner goes really well, they smooch and drink wine and cook, it’s so cute. There’s some after-dinner chit-chat and some pretty hot kissing, then Kiptyn gets his rose (natch) and there are some more smoochies. Yay Kiptyn!
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